May 2013
527 posts
Santara baadara unizaana uonpaatourana intekantera
lucy-the-cyanide-killer:
Idek I’m listening to England’s Demon Summoning Song
(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
jaclcfrost:
if something makes you happy then it’s not stupid or insignificant or a waste of time and you have no reason to be ashamed or feel stupid about it because it makes you happy it doesn’t matter what it is you’re allowed to be happy you’re allowed to get excited you’re allowed to be happy and get excited about it you’re allowed to talk about it as much as you want and feel that joy...
trillow:
how much do islands cost i want one
10000bc:
fuck i hate when children cry like why cant you just internalize your emotions like the rest of us
at-boundary-conditions:
what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus
nippled:
you know those songs that you just want to breathe in like you wanna inhale the essence of the song into your soul and just feel that song
nicolasiscaged:
young money. teenage money. adult money. elderly money.
daddyfuckedme:
wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
cheerupsmelly:
reblog if your url holds deep, spiritual meaning for you
IMPORTANT
theuppitynegras:
thecommandertoast:
ofmagicandice:
So I just gained a follower a few moments ago with the name maartin4life
LISTEN TO ME
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO
DON’T
OPEN
THEIR FUCKING PAGE
I JUST OPENED IT AND MY AVAST ANTIVIRUS TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS A FUCKING TROJAN HORSE
verified. it contains a malware bug encrypted inside the javascript.
SIGNAL BOOST
makepatronusesnothorcruxes:
astreetcarnamedthetardis:
me during movies where 99% of the population of earth dies
me during movies where a dog dies
radical-illusion:
theyellowbrickroad:
when i was 14 i was really against drugs but all of my friends were into getting high so i went to whole foods and bought empty pill capsules and filled them with sugar and told my friends that it was a new drug named pax imported from africa and that my other friends older brother gave them to me and my friends pretended like they got high off of the...
subite-vene-in-orem:
candied-two-fold:
novemberrain93:
Guys what if the reason Sam grew to be taller than Dean was because he was the one who got to eat while Dean had to sit by and starve so his little brother wouldn’t be hungry; therefore not getting enough nourishment to grow. He’s still tall as fuck though.
SLOW DOWN THERE SATAN
then there’s dean’s bowlegs: “If a child is sickly (…)...
vvebkinz:
mr steal yo mechanical pencil
Today I got a detention for standing up for what I...
Teacher: Write down 3 things you dislike about yourself
Me: *sits there*
Teacher: Ciara, why aren't you writing?
Me: I can't do this. I will take a zero, sorry.
Teacher: Why?
Me: Because I refuse to promote self-hate. Because some people in the world can fill out 20 of these front and back with no blank spaces and this can trigger someone.
Teacher: Ciara, you have to do it or I am sending you to the office.
Me: Okay. *gets up and walks to office*
^needs more notes^
this is fucking stupid
teendisasterr:
i wish i was one of those girls who thought they were ugly but are actually really pretty but instead i’m one of those girls who thinks they’re ugly and is actually ugly
thegodofmischiefmanaged:
kawaiirubbish:
kawaiisquad:
Man what would happen if we took every criminal and threw them on a continent and just let them have at it for like 50 years? What would they even say when we came back?
probably “g’day mate!”
it’s funny because that’s the actual history of australia
221bitssmallerontheoutside:
jeffskins:
jeffskins:
A CUTE BOY JUST TOLD ME I LOOKED NICE TODAY, WE ARE GETTING MARRIED
UPDATE: HE DOESN’T LIKE HOCKEY, WE ARE GETTING A DIVORCE
That is the most Canadian reason for a divorce I have ever seen.
quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
coagulates:
someone fall in love with me i am bored
